wundaful ([info]wundaful) wrote,
@ 2005-06-04 16:34:00
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Current mood: angry

who are these people???
seriously, boys are nothing but trouble.

so we are like 90% sure this one dude i was making out with at exit last night, and whom we graciously drove back, stole sarah's ipod from the console of her car. he lives not even a block away from me, and we went trying to find his house, when lo and behold he suddenly appears walking on the sidewalk. "um, did you steal my ipod?" of course he denied it. he sounded very believable until he said, "i've never stolen anything in my life."

total overcompensation. i think that line is the dead givaway that he is a master thief. then he said he lost his credit card last night also and had to run off to the bank before it closes at 3 to get money. we analyzed the situation and signs point to he is lying. we'll just see how this all turns out. he has my phone number and when i said bye to him he's all i-really-want-to-hang-out-with-you-again-i'm-really-going-to-call-you-you're-really-cool-alison-do-you-want-to-hang-out-again? it's not even like i like him and he wasn't a very good kisser. that and he is a fucking thief. I SURE KNOW HOW TO PICK EM.




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[info]optein
2005-06-04 10:10 pm UTC (link)
i think your wrong, but thats just my opinion.

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[info]deweybanks
2005-06-06 10:57 pm UTC (link)


that sucks

if he is guilty, what a huge dick he is.

but reading this made me giggle
not at the stolen ipod
but the meeting him the next day part

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uncensored entertainment for the editor
(Anonymous)
2005-06-07 10:53 pm UTC (link)
you should be thanking him. ipods are pieces of shit. yeah but you sure know how to pick em. all of em. haha. steal his heart and eat it. then make out with his corpse. that would be picture perfect. or you could just get a new one on ebay for $19.99. but we all know you have his credit card so use the whole 16.02 and buy a case of beer since you got a legit i.d. are you really that desperate? one day you'll find the wrong dick. i hope its a donkey baby

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